The three things I love about this prairie land are my family, friends, and snow, in that order. I couldn't see fifty yards for the snowfall tonight. It's indescribably beautiful.

My three year old niece got her hair cut for the first time this weekend. I said "Lindsey, your hair is so short!". She said, "No, it's beautiful".

"So I said with a straight face 'You wanna put a little laquer on that?'. To make a long story short, he put some laquer on it." Hank Hill