I read somewhere that Eva Longoria has a weakness for chocolate chip cookies. I've never heard of anyone other than me having a weakness for chocolate chip cookies. Well, if I'm going to be honest, it's actually the dough I most crave. I will settle for the cookies, though. I ate 8 1/2 last night. My stomach started rebelling after four. The next 4 1/2 were slow going. Funny, I thought I could handle more than that.

I've been plagued by godawful hives these last two months. Finally had to make an appointment with an allergist after a visit to the ER. My throat started closing up. Nurses! They'll nearly die before they'll let an expert take over.

"I have the same birthday as Eva Longoria, so I have the perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Terri Hatcher." -The Office